Bulletstorm demo will blow out your asshole Jan. 25

by on January 14, 2011 >> NewsPS3Xbox

In just under two weeks, we’ll be able to experience the joy of shooting a man in the ass with such intensity that it literally “blows out”. Somehow, when I read that it sounds even dirtier than before.

Regardless of whether you’re into anal explosions, both 360 and PS3 owners will have the chance to play a bit of ’s Echo mode, in which we will “traverse a collapsed building on the deadly paradise planet Stygia as ex-Dead Echo leader Grayson Hunt”. Whoa. Lets just take a look at that again. We’ll be on not just a paradise planet, but a deadly paradise planet (not quite sure how that works) and I’m not sure if we’re playing an ex “Dead Echo” leader, or much more strangely, and ex-Dead “Echo” leader. Interesting.

Regardless of the logistics, this game looks like a whole lot of fun, and you can see for yourself on the 25th on your XBOX 360 or PS3. I only wish this wasn’t being released the same day as Dead Space 2. Come on, EA, you’re giving us too much stuff to play!

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